How a Biotech Company Almost Killed the World (With Booze)

Cracked is running a sample chapter from my book today! And I know I’m always whoring myself out (figuratively and one time literally) for Diggs and shares and what not, but obviously this means a whole lot more. You can Digg it here, and if you do so I promise I will close my eyes and silently give each and every one of you a one minute long mental hug. If you Digg and Facebook share it: Mental handjob. Also, the official site for the book is up too! People already receiving it! One more exclamation point!

My book is available for pre-order!

Holy shit, the day is finally here! My book, Everything is Going to Kill Everybody, is finally available for pre-order! You can get it the cheapest from Amazon right here, or you can order from Borders as well. Amazon even has a pretty decent pic of the cover too. If it’s the kind of thing you’re into, I’ll gladly sign and return any book sent to me when they come out. Oh, and don’t worry: I’ll be inundating you with these links every day for the rest of your natural life. I could tell you were worried that I wouldn’t do that. So put yourself at ease and buy my damn book!

A Post Wherein I Kick Your Ass At Life.

EDIT: Also, there’s a new article up over at Atom regarding supervillainy and the internet, which is somewhat redundant. My day to update is Tuesday, if you feel like following along in the future. If you like it, please Digg it, Stumble it, Reddit it, Corndog it, Hackeysnack it, ‘Stache-bash it, Whorehose it or, if you like, I guess you could just read it. I may have made up some of those options. It is up to you to decide which.

So maybe I’ve been dropping hints here and there, but here’s the big announcement, officially:

I just sold my first book!

It’s going to be called Everything is Going to Kill Everybody: A Complete Compendium of the Many Ways Your World Will Die, and it’s all about the apocalypse. It is also, inexplicably, a humor book.

This is the project I’ve been working on for the past few months, and it is also the initial reason that posts were scaled back to once a week. So though I’ll be writing this book over the next year, the post frequency should stay about the same. One thing I want to stress, though, this is not “I Fight Robots: The Book.” It’ll all be %100 new content and %100 real. I’ve been doing exhaustive research on every way the world has actually almost ended, the most viable threats that could end it in the very near future, and the most dangerous experiments just emerging now - that’s the kind of stuff this book is about.

There is also, of course, my hyperventilating, fear-mongering commentary and hyperbolic narrative, and I think it’s turning out to be pretty damn funny so far. The book will be published by Three Rivers Press, a trade paperback division of Random House, whom you may recognize from their other books - like Max Brook’s Field…