New column up at Cracked, wherein I explore the delicate complexities of time travel and the amoral nature of the universe, then sodomize a guy with a gin bottle. Digg it here for either A: Science or B: Sodomy. Let me know which, and why!
[?]-
-
Recent Comments
- Mariah Barnes on Body Swapping: The Future of Entertainment, or Frighteningly Literal Identity Theft?
- mohmed on Choose Your Own Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Fuck the Future
- Julius on Grand Theft Auto IV: The best, and worst game ever made?
- Leonard on Grand Theft Auto IV: The best, and worst game ever made?
- Jumpman1987 on Grand Theft Auto IV: The best, and worst game ever made?
Archives
- July 2010
- June 2010
- May 2010
- April 2010
- March 2010
- February 2010
- January 2010
- December 2009
- November 2009
- October 2009
- September 2009
- August 2009
- July 2009
- June 2009
- May 2009
- April 2009
- March 2009
- February 2009
- January 2009
- December 2008
- November 2008
- October 2008
- September 2008
- August 2008
- July 2008
- June 2008
- May 2008
- April 2008
- March 2008
- February 2008
- January 2008
Blogroll
- Arik’s Other Thoughts
- Cracked
- Dude Kazoo
- Fulminations Without Foundations
- How to Kill People
- Internet Sensation
- Iron Kyle
- Lothar is a Nice Guy
- Luke Writes. You Read.
- Mike J
- Muledriver: The Driver of Mules
- Nerd Squadron
- Notes From Sahel
- Olilolo
- Our Hands Are Oranges
- Pseudonomical
- Rants in my Pants
- Scenic Anemia
- Simulacri
- Spark the Night
- The Ass of the Universe
- The Eatdown
- The Gentleman’s Handbook
- The Movie Cult
- The Silly Addiction
- Wilftonville
-
Meta
-
Lifestyles of the Filthy Rich
Apparently it doesn’t matter if you’ve managed to make a fortune playing poker online – lack of a social life combined with complete selfabsorption might still ruin it for you. Just look at Phil Hellmuth – the embodiment of the poker lifestyle. Watch one of his “Million Dollar Poker Secrets” DVDs if you want to learn more about narcissism.