21 Jan 2010

How Hollywood Decided to Reboot Spider-Man (Probably)

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So the new column is up at Cracked, and in it I discover something unsettling about myself: I am way too good at writing Hollywood dickheads. Considering that I’m moving to LA soon, I am both afraid for my moral center and excited about how much money my newfound amorality will bring. I’m getting my pre-sleaze on up here, so I can just slip right in down there. Digg for disturbing mental images!

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  • Message:I hope the balls are metaphors for something. Perhaps man’s struggle against nature. CONSIDER.

    bobkerolls 21.Jan.2010 7:46 am

  • Oh god… wow…
    …
    Gimme a minute… catch… breath…
    …
    …
    …
    …Okay. That was truly hilarious. I need to go rub my balls against my car.

    Fuck your brilliance, Brockway. I’m voting for you in 2012.

    PEACE!

    Couzin Vinny 21.Jan.2010 7:14 pm

  • I loved this text so much that i want to have your child and drown in your blood.

    Julian 10.Feb.2010 2:40 pm

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    ???????? 17.Feb.2010 7:14 am

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