17 Dec 2009

The Worst Detective Ever

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New column up at Cracked, wherein I try to solve the mystery of Swaim’s missing sexual harassment suit. Seriously, I think I’m technically his boss now, and I basically just wrote 3000 words of gay porn about him and published it on the internet to an audience of hundreds of thousands. Digg it here to show the world that, no matter what, gender-confused stalking will always be funny!

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  • Message:That was unreal. I am sitting alone in my living room giggling like a maniac right now. You are killing me, Brockway.

    Kaitlyn 17.Dec.2009 11:04 am

  • Message:It shouldn’t be possible for ANY human to even think of comedy this good! Are you human? Were you hatched in a lab by a group of socially awkward scientists in the middle of the Oregon Wilderness? Did you visit this planet because of our invention: The Big Mac? Is it possible to milk a panda? Will you co-sign my bank loan? Is this comment to long?

    Jared 3.Feb.2010 7:17 pm

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