6 Oct 2009

The Five Worst Ideas for the Future of Gaming

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A new article is up at Gamespy, detailing the sordid future of gaming. Sorrow Seeds, nose-rape, robo-gaming, brainwashing and rioting hordes of achievement farmers spilling over into real life - it’s pretty much the apocalypse, and you can thank video games for it. Oh, you can also Digg it here -for the masses must be warned!

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  • Hey Robert, I want you to watch this: http://www.gametrailers.com/video/the-vault-interstellar-marines/57315

    HOLY CHRIST JESUS FUCK SHARKS ON LAND!!! I knew that’d get your attention.

    Larry 7.Oct.2009 6:13 am

  • Man, I wish I could delete that last post. I’d write something cooler like:
    “Hey Rob, I know you have an affinity towards sharks, mother fucker. Watch. Now. God damnit, we got to be prepared for the future, the future of interspecies rapage.”

    Or some such. Is that what they call an hyperbole? Anyway, watch it. http://www.gametrailers.com/video/the-vault-interstellar-marines/57315

    Larry 7.Oct.2009 6:19 am

  • Stop ordering me around, Larry. You’re not my REAL dad.

    Are you?

    Can we go fishing?

    Robert 7.Oct.2009 10:17 am

  • The only thing that comforts me is that for every stupid gaming idea that comes out, another one comes by that kicks tons of ass. After all, someone had to sin in the creative department before God decided to bless us with Brutal Legend, which will kick ass even if it completely sucks.

    Matt 8.Oct.2009 12:12 pm

  • Tuesday, motherfucker!

    Robert 9.Oct.2009 5:10 pm

  • Saturday,motherfucker! Am I doing this right?

    Finlander 10.Oct.2009 1:19 am

  • That wacky foreigner!

    Robert 12.Oct.2009 6:03 am

  • Message:
    Yes, I do believe a day of fishing would do you a world of good.
    Say sturgeon on Thursday at 2:00?

    RCBIII 20.Oct.2009 10:18 am

  • Shit, my dad’s here! Everybody stop swearing.

    Wait…

    Robert 20.Oct.2009 11:01 am

  • The only emotions you’ll soon feel are “Sony is Great” and “Screw Microsoft”
    Shit,I think they’ve been controlling my thoughts for years!! :D

    “Don’t pretend for a minute they wouldn’t sexually violate your nasal cavity first chance they got.”

    Funny as fuck!
    Another Brockway classic!

    Darkmage 25.Oct.2009 1:26 am

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