The 8 Manliest Images on the Internet
There’s a new post up on Cracked today, and instead of writing a misleadingly enticing synopsis of it for you, I’m just going to list the entries and let you decide if it’s worth reading: Hawk Pimp, Para-Hawker, Bear Robbery, Shark Santa, Mammoth Sword, Ogre Parking Enforcement, Samurai Cyclist, The Cycle-Sheik. That is either the best article ever written, or the deadliest superhero team ever assembled. I think you know what you must do.
Read MoreA Touching Children’s Book (Written While High)
A new column is up at Cracked today, and really the only thing I have to say about this is as follows: Do not attempt this at home. Oh, I don’t mean “don’t huff gasoline” or “don’t burn your friends on a whim,” or “don’t expose your epic stupidity to hundreds of thousands of people on the internet.” No, I mean whatever you do, under no circumstances should you write and illustrate a parody children’s book over a three-day period. That is way, way more work than you think it is. Please Digg or otherwise share this fucking thing, because if it doesn’t do well I’m going to find the source of all imagination and strangle it to death.
Read MoreThe 5 Most Badass Things You Can Actually Ride to Work
There’s a new column up at Cracked, regarding all of the things I wish my Kia was instead of a deathtrap. I would pound out a few more humorous sentences enticing you toward what is surely going to be the textual high point of your day , but I just bought Brutal Legend. So yeah: I quit life for a while. If you need me, I will be rocking things until they die from excessive rocking. Digg it here!
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