The Brave Tale of Maxwell the Dinosaur and the Sinister Dr. Prehistoria
There’s a new column up at Cracked, regarding arch-nemeses, time travel, grizzled scientists, ninja magic, five-jackin’, phantom penises and mighty vikings amongst other things. All of the aforementioned is technically true, and like the old saying goes: “There’s nothing funnier than a loophole!” Digg it here for technicalities!
Read More5 Awesome Cases of the Internet Owning Mainstream Media
There’s a new article up at Cracked, regarding hot, steamy, sticky internet justice and the dispensation thereof. To be frank, this article was sponsored by Family Guy and they chose the topic, the profanity and some of the jokes had to be toned down, and it was kind of last minute. It’s not my best work, I know, but I hope you like it anyway. You can Digg it here, if you are feeling charitable.
Read MoreThe 5 Least Sexy Products Money Can Buy = One Terrifying Date
New article up at Cracked addressing some very important issues: Haven’t you ever wanted to smell like a giant squid-monster from beyond time? Haven’t you ever wondered what it’s like to be inside a dildo going sixty miles an hour? Haven’t you ever wondered what it’s like to have your saliva explode? No? Well, people are making that stuff anyway, and girls don’t seem to find it sexy. Digg it here so it seems worth it when I go to jail for mind-rape.
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