Clippy Finally Messes With the Wrong .Doc

New column up at Cracked, where i inexplicably break the time barrier and get caught in a humor vortex in the year 1996. I solve this problem as I do all problems: Murder. You can go ahead and Digg it now right here, unless you too have a problem which I might help solve.

“Meet in a dark alley:” Euphamism for Anal?

I’m not the kind of guy who “you wouldn’t want to meet in a dark alley.” Mostly because If you’re hanging out in dark alleys, you’re probably looking for trouble, and that’s just not me.

I’m a pretty easygoing dude, you know?

But honestly, if I did stumble across an attractive woman in a dark alley for some reason, I think I’d still chase her.

Do Not Click “Read More” If You Like Sanity.

So I was shopping in T.J. Maxx earlier today, when I accidentally stumbled into the Stygian Nightmares section: