29 Jul 2009

The Holy Bible: A Book Review

So there’s a new column up at Cracked, where I review this awesome fantasy book called The Holy Bible. I don’t want to ruin anything for you, but this book has everything! Magic, shape-shifting, arson, rape, murder, prostitution, lions, torture, the apocalypse, hell even zombies! It was a hell of a ride. I can’t wait for the movie. Digg it here and help get this book sold!

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28 Jul 2009

Videogames That Went M.I.A.

New feature up at Gamespy regarding the beautiful promises made to you by Game companies and the crushing, cruel defeats they handed out instead. Typing that all out, I’m not sure exactly why you should read this article, so in the spirit of the subject matter I will promise you there are titties and let you see for yourself. You can Digg it here, if you can see through the tears.

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22 Jul 2009

The 5 Most Badass Things Ever Done By Jungle Cats

There’s a new article up at Cracked which details the many fine and subtle ways that great cats are fuckin’ metal. It’s truly a controversial thesis; one which requires the hand of a metaphorical surgeon to coax from obscurity into the cold, hard light of reason. Also, there’s Ronnie James Motherfuckin’ Dio and a chainsaw! Digg it or face the Lion Dromes.

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