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So basically I suck. I haven’t updated the site properly in ages and to be honest, I probably won’t for another month or so. I’m in the final stages of the book, and it’s taking a lot more work than I had planned.
Read MoreThe Most Disturbing Animals on Earth, Vol. 5
My last article for Atom and the finale of The Most Disturbing Animals on Earth series is up here. I’d love to go out with a hit, so if you like it, please Digg it here. If you don’t like it, feel free to go fuck yourself here. I know there’s no link in that last sentence, because you don’t have to go anywhere to fuck yourself! You can do it right here, right now!
Read More5 Kickass Lessons Books Could Learn From Movies
New column up at Cracked, where I single-handedly save the written word (for retards.) Read on for the only Cracked article to reference the Canterbury Tales! What? That statement doesn’t sound thrilling enough to warrant an exclamation point? THERE IS ALSO EXPLOSION PORN! Digg it here, or you will be starring in my next explosion porno: Big Boobs, Big Booms.
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