30 May 2009

The CIA’s 5 Most Mind Blowing Experiments With LSD

New feature article up at Cracked, (hopefully the first of many,) regarding the long and storied CIA tradition of trippin’ balls and bangin’ hos. This article finally tells you exactly who to blame for hippies, and the answer may surprise you! If you’re easily surprised! Digg it here, before filling out your CIA applications.

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28 May 2009

The 5 Most Bizarre Ninja Turtle Rip-offs of the ’90s

New blog up at Atom regarding children’s television from almost twenty years ago, because I am mentally stuck in a retarded timewarp. However, just by looking at that image - man-sharks horrified by the tragedy of their own bodies - you probably want to read this anyway. You probably also want to Digg it, and you can do that. That’s a thing you can do!

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21 May 2009

The Six Creepiest Abandoned Places

Hey look! Here’s a list of things that may or may not also have jokes in it! WE’RE GONNA CHANGE THE WORLD WITH INNOVATIONS LIKE THIS. New blog up at Atom regarding my obsession with apocalyptic environments that I tried to make funny. Digg it here, if you like to press buttons that show your approval to strangers on the internet!

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