The Hoverboard Lie: How Back to the Future Ruined Childhood
New Cracked column up dealing with an issue near and dear to my heart: Murdering the bastard responsible for telling everybody that hoverboards were real, just too dangerous to sell. I found out who he is, and what the nearest approximation of a hoverboard is, so that we can use the latter to beat the former to death. Digg it here if you support this drastic overreaction.
Read MoreThe Five Most Disturbing MMOS
New GameSpy article up, regarding the world’s most disturbing MMOS! You can Digg it right the hell here! There are cow-taints and zombie kitties! There are shit piles and disembodied asses! THERE ARE SO MANY MORE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!
Read MoreDeath’s a Bitch: The Worst Deaths of the Millennium (So Far.)
New article up at Atom, which includes the worst Kung-fu movie plot in history, sword-fighting grandmas, ghoul-bullets, exploding wangs and the most absurd racism you will likely ever see. If you need more incentive to click on this, there’s also lots of tits (Note: That is a lie.) Digg it here to keep me rollin’ six-deep in Oriental flavor Ramen.
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