Foreign Movie Posters That Will Put Hair On Your Chest…Then Burn It Off.
Modern movie posters universally suck. They’re boring, over-edited, passionless displays that tell you more about the special effects budget of a film than the heart of it. Somewhere along the line, art took backseat to top-billing and cheap labor, and now all we get is an endless repeat of the “floating heads above special effects” design. But that doesn’t mean the art is dead; it’s just been outsourced. From Bollywood to the Middle-east, the foreign markets took the raped and abandoned husk of our artistic integrity, jacked it up on mescaline, lit it on fire, and jumped it over a schoolbus. And when they were done, this is what they gave us back:
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