New Cracked column up over here about the bizarre and possibly bullshit ways that science thinks video games are screwing over your health. Digg it here, because you need to know exactly how video games could cause you to piss yourself, before you embarrass yourself at that hot (imaginary) gaming orgy you have planned.

Post Traumatic Tetris

New Atom article up, about how Tetris cures Posttraumatic Stress Disorder, which is, amazingly enough, not a complete lie. I know, I’m just as surprised as you are. Digg it here please, and support our troops…by playing video games.

I Fight Robots On Two-week Break

So we’re moving house pretty soon, and I’m not exactly sure when we’ll have regular internet access again. In light of this news, as well as the general fuckery that comes with moving, I Fight Robots will be on break for a couple of weeks, but regular updates should definitely resume by Saturday, February 7th. I’ll try to get wi-fi access here and there and post links to my other columns in the featured spot (just below the main article on the front page,) and will post whatever else I can in the asides spot (just below features.) Sorry guys, I won’t make a habit out of it. It’s not like I prefer to lift couches and swear at doorways instead of writing about robots with dicks or whatever; it’s just the way life is sometimes.