New Cracked column is up here, and you can Digg it here if you have the Digging Sickness. But before reading, be forewarned: If you do not now have balls, you will by the time this is over. Just something to keep your significant other apprised of, that’s all…

6 Real Life Supervillains of Christmas

New Cracked column is up here, wherein I accuse Santa Claus of racism, pedophilia, kidnapping, and multiple homicide. Also, semi-nudes of the great pumpkin. Basically, I want to kill your childhood. You can Digg that notion right here, for some reason.

On the subject of Robots and Abraham Lincoln…

No time for a real update this week, so you will once again have to make do with some mildly hackish sci-fi crap. The Atom blog is on break for the month but will return, in case you were wondering what happened to them, and in the meantime I am busy trying to teach myself how to write screenplays. Anybody have any practice with that? Or recommendations for decent online resources? As a side-note - why am I so obsessed with Abraham Lincoln cyborgs? Is this a diagnosed mental condition that I am unaware of? As further evidence, I not only present to you the story below, but also point to my concept art for The Adventures of Rocket-Punch Lincoln, and to the first character I ever made on City of Heroes, Lincoln 3000.