10 Mustache Stereotypes That Must Be Stopped
There’s a new column up at Cracked, concerning the recent, ironic resurgence of the moustache, with terrifying pictures of the horrible consequences. My own moustache makes a guest appearance in this column, insisting it’s only going to crash out on the couch for a few days. It, of course, greatly overstays its welcome, leaves its socks on the table, and gets caught boning a soul-patch on the article’s bed. Digg it for confusing analogies!
Read MoreM. Night Shyamalan is Making a Trilogy. Of Movies. Really.
New column up at Cracked which, as you may have guessed by the title, is about M. Night Shyamalan’s new trilogy of thrillers. Now, I don’t want to spoil anything… but I absolutely do that a lot of times in this article. So I guess that was a lie. I want to spoil a lot of things. I just…I just hate that you’re happy. But hey, to make it up to you: There’s some jokes about lesbians and particle colliders in there. Fun for the whole family. Digg it!
Read MoreChoose Your Own Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Fuck the Future
New Choose Your Own Drug-Fueled Misadventure up at Cracked. In this one, we follow the plight of a man who, through poor decision-making skills and the influence of drugs, engages in a wacky adventure that, ultimately, is not what it seems! There’s at least one madcap antic and two zany misunderstandings in this one, and if you click now, I’ll throw in a shenanigan!
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