A Pledge to Conan from the Fans Who Got Him Into This Mess

There’s a new column up at Cracked, where I promise to try to remember to try to support Conan maybe. Also, I shed some light on the oft-overlooked controversy surrounding Jay Leno and George Lopez and the many, many women, nuns, young boys, beloved household pets, priceless works of art, malnourished orphans and religious figures they may or may not have raped. Digg it to support a genuinely kind and funny man, or just because of the part where I burn down a clown college!

Canadians can read your mind. They’re just too polite to mention anything.

This week’s Cracked column is up over here, wherein I kill a promising young student for really just no reason at all. If you support unjustified murder, you can Digg it here. I, for one, would really appreciate it. The authorities? Not so much.