You Lazy Bastard.17
So basically I suck. I haven’t updated the site properly in ages and to be honest, I probably won’t for another month or so. I’m in the final stages of the book, and it’s taking a lot more work than I had planned.
Read MoreThe Most Disturbing Animals on Earth, Vol. 52
My last article for Atom and the finale of The Most Disturbing Animals on Earth series is up here. I’d love to go out with a hit, so if you like it, please Digg it here. If you don’t like it, feel free to go fuck yourself here. I know there’s no link in that last sentence, because you don’t have to go anywhere to fuck yourself! You can do it right here, right now!
Read More5 Kickass Lessons Books Could Learn From Movies1
New column up at Cracked, where I single-handedly save the written word (for retards.) Read on for the only Cracked article to reference the Canterbury Tales! What? That statement doesn’t sound thrilling enough to warrant an exclamation point? THERE IS ALSO EXPLOSION PORN! Digg it here, or you will be starring in my next explosion porno: Big Boobs, Big Booms.
Read MoreFive Terrifying Robot Animals4
New blog up at Atom, where everything you hate about nature finally gets combined with everything you fear about robots. Thanks, Emperor of Terror and your unstoppable army of robo-spiders! Digg it before OH FUCK THE ROBOT TIGERS ARE HERE CALL THE AU-
Read MoreChoose Your Own Adventure (On Drugs): High in Outer Space!5
New column up at Cracked, the much-demanded sequel to Choose Your Own Adventure (on Drugs.) Because how do you follow a burst of creative, genre-bending comedy? With a derivative sequel, of course! You can Digg it here, and if it does well, maybe I’ll do more! Hell, maybe I’ll do a “reboot” of the franchise, and then do sequels to that!
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