The MKV-L does not fuck about: The acronym stands for Multiple Kill Vehicle…L. I assume the ‘L’ means that it is the 12th iteration of the device, or else it stands for “LORD IN HEAVEN, JESUS CHRIST BE THY NAME, SAVE ME FROM THIS…WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING? OH GOD I THINK IT’S LOOKING AT ME, LOOKING AT ME WITH ITS NON-EYES. I HAVE TO GO NOW LORD, IF YOU DON’T HEAR FROM ME WITHIN THE NEXT FIFTEEN MINUTES, CALL THE FUCKING COPS.” It’s probably the former, seeing as how the latter - though entirely accurate - is somewhat unwieldy for an acronym. And the MKV-L does not like to be unwieldy; it likes to stay lean, agile, and fast. Like a Velociraptor.
New Cracked column up here. I’d ask you to Digg it and whatnot, but I’m getting this up late so there’s no point to it really. You can still help spread it other ways, though. I suggest sexual transmission. I suggest we start that, right now. Sexually Transmitted Articles.
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