10 Mustache Stereotypes That Must Be Stopped0
There’s a new column up at Cracked, concerning the recent, ironic resurgence of the moustache, with terrifying pictures of the horrible consequences. My own moustache makes a guest appearance in this column, insisting it’s only going to crash out on the couch for a few days. It, of course, greatly overstays its welcome, leaves its socks on the table, and gets caught boning a soul-patch on the article’s bed. Digg it for confusing analogies!
Read MoreM. Night Shyamalan is Making a Trilogy. Of Movies. Really.0
New column up at Cracked which, as you may have guessed by the title, is about M. Night Shyamalan’s new trilogy of thrillers. Now, I don’t want to spoil anything… but I absolutely do that a lot of times in this article. So I guess that was a lie. I want to spoil a lot of things. I just…I just hate that you’re happy. But hey, to make it up to you: There’s some jokes about lesbians and particle colliders in there. Fun for the whole family. Digg it!
Read MoreChoose Your Own Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Fuck the Future0
New Choose Your Own Drug-Fueled Misadventure up at Cracked. In this one, we follow the plight of a man who, through poor decision-making skills and the influence of drugs, engages in a wacky adventure that, ultimately, is not what it seems! There’s at least one madcap antic and two zany misunderstandings in this one, and if you click now, I’ll throw in a shenanigan!
Read More5 Bizarre Real Life Gangs That Put ‘The Warriors’ To Shame0
New column up at Cracked, and it might actually help with the disillusionment you’ve been nurturing ever since you first saw Boyz N The Hood and realized that real gangs are not baseball themed samurai with unique flame-based superpowers. Well, as much as that CAN be helped, anyway. Digg it for proving that videogames and comic books, if anything, were actually being tastefully subtle in their depiction of gang life.
Read More5 Real Robots Built to Love You…To Death.0
New column up at Cracked, and it’s ostensibly about the inherent pitfalls of imprinting human emotion onto cold, unfeeling machines. But honestly, if one were to break down the list, you’d find it’s mostly just saying “hey Science, stop building creepy robot children that want hugs. Nobody wants that.” You’d think that’s the kind of thing that goes unsaid, but apparently Science needs some reminding. Digg it here before the unsettling robot children start singing (that only happens right before they strike).
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